Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG